Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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