i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
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I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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