No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Just high enough for therapy.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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