Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Randomize