oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
you will always have a special place in my vag
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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