I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
