I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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