IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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