it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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