On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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