fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Tell her she can't have a vagina
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
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I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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