I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Ketchup is God's man juice
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
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