People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Randomize
