Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
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hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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