I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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