I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Just cropdusted the office
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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