I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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