I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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