Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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