I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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