i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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