:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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