Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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