oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
