i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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