All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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