We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Randomize
