Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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