Duck Duck Cougar?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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