this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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