Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
