I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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