yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Randomize
