I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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