Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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