hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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