do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
