It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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