No, you can still breathe under the balls.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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