i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
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I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
i now understand why vodka
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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