How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
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