I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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