the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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