She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
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Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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