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There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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