Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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