drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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