DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You are the jesus of drinking
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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