But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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