I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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