i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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