my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
did i walk over a car last night?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
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There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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