You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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