so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
