On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wish I only lived at night.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
she pinky promised me she was 18
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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