I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
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